A very bad personal constructed language

     Hé! O’ja nam ek PersonMan, ia nan? Well, you get the point, maybe, maybe not. I’ve created a language for personal use, and it, well, it’s quite bad, very english-y. It’s not done, per say, but it’s close enough, with a great enough vocabulary to convey many things. Here’s an example paragraph:

     He! O’ja nam ek PersonMan ia o dodet skrib dis ting á… eton… eton o ek ka tur ie! Eke ek uv lindim mul ben ie, per ek… eton… ful!

Translated:

     Hi! My name is PersonMan and I did write this thing to…well…well I am not sure!It is a language that’s very bad, but it’s…well…fun!

Well, it’s pretty bad, but still very fun!
By the way, here’s a pronunciation guide:

c=/ch/ x=/sh/ á=english /eye/